Don't try to make sense of this

Chat 49009Notes

Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
  • Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
  • Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
  • Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
  • Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
  • Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
  • Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
  • Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
  • Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
  • Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
  • Translation: I want to have sex with you.
Via Dirty.Pretty.Things.
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animalstalkinginallcaps: THEY THINK THEY SHALL CROSS MY LANDS UNIMPEDED? TRUMPETING THEIR DECLARATIONS OF WAR AGAINST ONE ANOTHER WITH NO REGARD FOR THIS KINGDOM AND ITS PEOPLE? I AM LORD SNOWEARS OF THE DAIRY CAVERNS, DEFENDER OF THE NORTH GATES, AND BY ALL THE CHEESE BENEATH THESE CASTLE FLOORS THOSE GODLESS UPSTARTS SHALL LEARN TO RESPECT THAT TITLE. FUZZYMUZZLE, SEND WORD TO THE LESSER BARONS. THEY ARE TO MEET ME HERE BY SUNSET WITH EVERY ABLE-BODIED CUB AT THEIR DISPOSAL. QUEEN COLDNOSE AND THE MAD KING OF BERRYLAND ARE ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF. Via Fr_Larsson

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THEY THINK THEY SHALL CROSS MY LANDS UNIMPEDED? TRUMPETING THEIR DECLARATIONS OF WAR AGAINST ONE ANOTHER WITH NO REGARD FOR THIS KINGDOM AND ITS PEOPLE?

I AM LORD SNOWEARS OF THE DAIRY CAVERNS, DEFENDER OF THE NORTH GATES, AND BY ALL THE CHEESE BENEATH THESE CASTLE FLOORS THOSE GODLESS UPSTARTS SHALL LEARN TO RESPECT THAT TITLE.

FUZZYMUZZLE, SEND WORD TO THE LESSER BARONS. THEY ARE TO MEET ME HERE BY SUNSET WITH EVERY ABLE-BODIED CUB AT THEIR DISPOSAL. QUEEN COLDNOSE AND THE MAD KING OF BERRYLAND ARE ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF.


Chat 43355Notes

Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
  • Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
  • Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
  • Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
Via Dirty.Pretty.Things.
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@Lily1129 Zoom

@Lily1129


Video 25795Notes

#what iron man does when there is no crime to fight #what iron man does when pepper refuses to let him go to an event #what iron man does when cap america wont play with him


Via Comme d'habitude

Photo 1864Notes
omg Via struggling with a xylophone

omg

(Source: kellyeileen22)


Photo 4944Notes
omg @lily1129 #itsbuglilyday viria: Sirius: ARE YOU BOTH MAD OR WHAT?! IT’S QUDDITCH HERE!!! Via fuck your feelings, tho. Zoom

omg @lily1129 #itsbuglilyday

viria:

Sirius: ARE YOU BOTH MAD OR WHAT?! IT’S QUDDITCH HERE!!!


Chat 29614Notes
  • rue: so is it true
  • katniss: what
  • rue: about you and peeta
  • rue: is it
  • rue: because omfg I ship you guys so hard omfg
  • rue: you're my otp
  • rue: I run a blog about you two
  • rue: have you kissed
  • rue: do you have pictures
  • rue: gifs
  • rue: oh god I can't
Via Tell me you feel this fire
Photo 15913Notes
NO, JON. Via Comme d'habitude Zoom

NO, JON.

(Source: glockgal)


Video 6427Notes

@Lily1129 fheqlfkdhjzqomxq

devynburton:

tea-and-murders:

lord-kitschener:

ncarinae:

sinistersartorialist:

Today’s Style: Step In Time

OP is dapper as hell and I can not get over it.

I think several bystanders have drowned in the puddle of drool I emitted while looking at this outfit.

holy everloving goddamn

DEER GAWD.


Via Tea Stained Music

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